Archive for March, 2010

Chocolate Saves Lives!

Finally, a study proves what I’ve been saying all along … eating chocolate every day will SAVE YOUR LIFE!  Okay, that’s not exactly what the study says but it implies it and that’s all I care about. “According to a new study, small doses of chocolate every day could decrease your risk of having a […]

Honestly, the Funniest Tampon Ad EVER

Even if you ignore the ridiculous brouhaha over the staid, old guard networks refusing to air an ad that has the word “vagina” in it (erectile dysfunction, anyone?  That one doesn’t seem to offend them… kinda grosses me out, though) or even the euphemism “down there” to describe the most foul area (*shudder*) of a […]

Good Products Make Me Happy

I probably shouldn’t post this now because I’m still wallowing in a hormonal cesspool and might not be as effusive as I should be but I have a new product that I totally lurve … I started using Wild Nature Australia’s Pure Essential Daily Antioxidant Serum when we visited our fab friends in Australia last […]

I Have a Bone to Pick with …

Hormones. And that should be ’nuff said and this could (and probably should) have been the shortest post in history, but I have a few gajillion more things to say today. What the fuck is up with hormones?  It’s like a vile trick, jerking you hither and fucking yon at the whim of the hilarious […]

A Day in the Life

Once my son started first grade, everyone started asking me if I was going to write again.  You see, in my former life, I was a writer.  (I know this because I have some books on my shelf with my name on the spine.  You can buy a used one of them for a penny […]

Palm Springs Weekend, Ho!

I really don’t think there’s anywhere better on earth to take my horribly disfigured face right now than Palm Springs. If anyone, anywhere can understand the madness that is splashing acid on your face and turning it to well-worn leather in the hopes that beneath you’ll find smooth, baby’s butt quality skin, it’ll be gals […]