Thank God for RTT … without it (and some of my other fave memes), I wouldn’t blog at all.  Gotta look into that … meanwhile, here’s a download: I can’t wait for my new iPhone.  We didn’t get on the waiting list for the first wave in time (because you had to be hovering over [...]

Because if this lovely girl is what we’re calling “Plus Size” these days, I am teetering on the brink. Seriously, what’s going on here?  I’m a size 6 (usually, anyway) and I don’t look this  good when I’m done up like a tart for a weekend in Vegas! I’m kind of freaking out here …

As Holly Hunter said in Broadcast News, “I have passed some line, someplace,”* where the whole friggin’ UNIVERSE has figured out that I am a) getting old, b) getting fat and c) getting absolutely f-ing obsessed with the way I look.  Witness, the mail yesterday: Exhibit A: Helpful mailer addressed to me, by name, from [...]

I recently read an amazing post by one of my fave bloggers, The Beauty Boomer, about a subject which takes up a stunning amount of CPU cycles for me … namely, how big my butt is becoming as I head over the hill into the hinterlands of age. Her post covered the basics of why [...]

Finally, a study proves what I’ve been saying all along … eating chocolate every day will SAVE YOUR LIFE!  Okay, that’s not exactly what the study says but it implies it and that’s all I care about. “According to a new study, small doses of chocolate every day could decrease your risk of having a [...]

Hormones. And that should be ’nuff said and this could (and probably should) have been the shortest post in history, but I have a few gajillion more things to say today. What the fuck is up with hormones?  It’s like a vile trick, jerking you hither and fucking yon at the whim of the hilarious [...]