Hormones. And that should be ’nuff said and this could (and probably should) have been the shortest post in history, but I have a few gajillion more things to say today. What the fuck is up with hormones?  It’s like a vile trick, jerking you hither and fucking yon at the whim of the hilarious [...]

Once my son started first grade, everyone started asking me if I was going to write again.  You see, in my former life, I was a writer.  (I know this because I have some books on my shelf with my name on the spine.  You can buy a used one of them for a penny [...]

To sum it up in three little words: thank you notes. My God.  Who knew that writing ten thank you notes could take three hours?  The whining, the crying, the begging, the pleading, the wheeling and dealing … and that was me!  You should have seen him … or maybe you have, if you have [...]