As Holly Hunter said in Broadcast News, “I have passed some line, someplace,”* where the whole friggin’ UNIVERSE has figured out that I am a) getting old, b) getting fat and c) getting absolutely f-ing obsessed with the way I look.  Witness, the mail yesterday: Exhibit A: Helpful mailer addressed to me, by name, from [...]

Emboldened by my success with the IPL (see yesterday’s blathering post), I tried another laser last year, one that was supposed to zap my “fine lines” (charming euphemism for crow’s feet) and even out my skin tone (another charming euphemism, this one for restoring my sagging, collagen deprived skin).  The price was staggering – over [...]