All right, so I dropped out of the blogosphere for a few days.  And why?  Well, I’ll tell you.  It’s because I have clearly become my mother, a person who says shit like, “I just can’t figure out how to post to my blog from my iPhone” when the truth is that I’m too freakin’ [...]

I really don’t think there’s anywhere better on earth to take my horribly disfigured face right now than Palm Springs. If anyone, anywhere can understand the madness that is splashing acid on your face and turning it to well-worn leather in the hopes that beneath you’ll find smooth, baby’s butt quality skin, it’ll be gals [...]